You want people to know that when they enter your house / room, you know your stuff. So don’t mess about, you need three Italian central defenders overlooking matters. Leave no doubt that you know all about Italian football and how anyone could leave knowing you have this in your house is beyond me.
The image is penned by our lovely pal Tom J Newell and shows the three main lads of the Italian defence inside a Scudetto / Italian football shield. The sad thing is that you have to take your eyes off it at some point in order to get on with normal life… which is a shame.